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| ok, so what i want to know is how come guys can date as many girls as they want "not seriously" and girls can't? i mean, guys make being a playa an art form, but girls, we're required to pick one guy and stick to him. And guys have to know what they are doing is unfair. They use their jealous bones to trap you, referring to you as their girlfriend in public and other nonsense, when they obviously forgot to send you the memo. Or maybe they thought you couldn't think for yourself and they assumed they knew what was best. Trust me it happens. Often.
And how is it that every guy i know (not curretly involved in my love octagon) has a girlfriend? Or maybe these are just the girls they have currently trapped (see above). Becasue I would really hate to think they are genuinely happy. Thats not true, i want them to be happy, but why not with me? What if its because some other guy told them i was taken? Yes, i think too highly of myself, but ofcourse I say this all in jest.
Also a book has been written about what my life would have been like had i gone to yale. so basically i saved my parents a kazillion bucks. "Chloe Does Yale" has all the highlights of my life: face book, herpes (ha ha I'm clean, asshole!), LICE, lipstick lesbians (you had to be at Terri's sunday night), girls who wake up to guys peeing in their rooms, and guys in seersucker pants named Chip or Trip (ah Chip Gray, what an interesting character), as well as the usual girl talk about sex.
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You're no angel -- especially when your fabulously mischievous side comes out to play. Naughtiness is the name of the game, and you're the grand master when it comes to making up the rules -- and breaking them later on. (Hey, why not? That's the whole point of being contrary, right?) Fortunately, you know exactly how to turn your naughtiness from a vice into nice, especially when it comes to romance. |
Overview:
You're the flirtiest flirt around, and there are few who can resist your magical way with words -- not to mention your numerous other, non-verbal charms. Everyone responds well to your giddy, equal-opportunity charm, so spread it around!
period amen. today could be my shadiest day ever. wish me luck. | | |
| When I was 3, i rocked a hat that said "Here Comes Trouble". I could totally still be rockin that hat right now. hahahaha...aww hell, lol.
AND me and my bronze shoes with the 4 inch heels got carried around downtown, THAT'S HOT!!!! 
The downer was almost getting killed by a drunk driver who decided he wanted the parking space i was waiting on, he missed us, but hit the building, and we had to tell the cops because one of the guys was gushing blood from his head.
JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN CHUCKTOWN!!! | | |
| How do I get myself in these situations????? hmmm, probably has something to do with that flirtacious smile i keep throwing out there. hahaha. Trouble is abrewing...well actually that all depends on who's in town next weekend. My plan is to get very drunk and hope for the best.
Boycott the Silver Dollar, they wouldn't let me in last night. The bouncer wasn't "feelin'" my ID. Isn't that fucked up? I just stood there dumbfounded. I mean what do you do?
Ha, somewhere along the way I fell in love with college football. I'm watching the Clemson game at work and i find myself screaming out loud. Love it , love it!
Beware of the boys who take pictures of your feet!
Miss me baby
When you hear our favorite song,
Miss me baby
And when you start to sing along
Think about all the times that we danced
In moonlight to it all night long, oh
Then miss me baby.
And want me honey,
Like you did the night you told me that you loved me
We couldn't wait anymore.
Left the keys in the door, took my hand
Pulled me down on the kitchen floor.
Yeah, we were that crazy
Then miss me baby.
Love that song too, and its so true, but theres so many things i can't change 
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| Ok, a few things I've realized:
1) I'm totally not reaching my potential... in anything
2) People who graduated with me have way cooler jobs than me, especialy the people i already didn't like.
3) I am a magnet for unavailable men... which just sucks.
4) I always come to work wondering how i'm going to pass the time, and Emily's xanga always has the answer, so here goes:
BOLD the ones that apply to you
1. I'm in a relationship
2. I can't eat sugar
3. I am in love
4. I think Bush is an awesome president
5. I think gay marriage should be approved
6. I enjoy playing my music loud
7.I like to decorate stuff
8. I love the color silver
9. I have too much free time
1o. I love hugs!
11. I like to take pictures
12. I am a blonde
13. I love Vanilla Coke
14. My parents are divorced
15. I get amused easily sometimes
16. I hate my siblings
17. I love all my friends to death
18. I have been to the Bahamas at least once
19. I love Aladdin
2o. I'm afraid of losing loved ones
21. When I get home the first thing I do is get on computer
22. I need to apply myself more.
23. I need more sleep
24. I like to write poetry
25. Hypocrites piss me off
26. I wish I could ride a motorcycle
27. I don't like chocolate much
28. I have weird dreams
29. I don't have a shower
3o. I love to swim
31. I'm scared of changes
33. I don't do extracurricular activities
34. I'm too lazy
35. I am an atheist
36. I tend to hate jerks
37. I'd rather have a small group of close friends than a large group of friends that I didn't know all that well
38. I'm easily hurt
39. I'm an Internet nut
40. AIM takes up 1/4 of my life
41. I like giving gifts
42. I enjoy recieving them as well
43. I'm quiet in class and loud with my friends
44. I love watching movies
45. I am very crazy at times
46. I want to learn how to play the flute
47. I love where I go to school
48. I hate my homelife
49. I don't like eating
50. I leave school soon
51. I am an impulse spender
52. I only ever seem to drink pepsi/coke
53. I have lots of nicknames
54. I've had an Xanga for over a year
56. I'm tough on the outside, super sensitive on the inside
57. I love video games
58. I am shy at first
59. I'm scared that the entire world hates me and I just don't realize it
60. I love sarcasm
61. I'm a bit blonde at times
62. I think I scare people sometimes
63. I think snobby people suck
64. I hate it when people judge others
65. I prefer the internet to the TV
66. I can cry and not be sad, b/c I’m laughing so hard with friends.
67. I listen to music alot
68. I interrupt people a lot
69. I hate it when people ignore me or irritate me
70. I'm quiet, then I come out with random outbursts
71. I have a lot of pet peeves
72. I hate scratched CD's and DVD's
73. I love blue eyes
74. I hate acting girlish
75. I'm a very messy person
76. I want more piercings!
77. I hate my figure
78. My friends are loud but awesome
79. I sleep on my side
80. I appreciate nice things that are done for me, even if it's just a compliment
81. I'd love to have the money to buy things for people for no reason at all
82. Iced coffee is the best
83. I want to get my ear's pierced again
84. I have my belly button peirced
85. I like sitting around doing nothing if it pleases me
86. I don't like talking to new people
87. I love horse back riding
88. I'm a day dreamer
89. I never want to get married
90. I like clean sheets
91. I love to ramble about random things
93. I don't sleep much
94. I loathe sunbathing
95. I'm scared of the near future
96. I hate it when parents take sides
97. My starsign is virgo
98. I share my Birthday with an enemy.
99. I love recieving Xanga Comments
1o0. I've rode in a hot air balloon
1o1. I've bowled left handed
1o2. I love popcorn
1o3. I've liked my best friend before, well guy friend.
1o4. I wake up to an alarm clock
1o5. I hide things under my bed
1o6. I hate close-minded people
1o7. I have gone sky diving
1o8. I've written a book
1o9. I love Def Leppard
11o. I make wishes on 11:11
111. I play lacrosse
112. I have the same best friend since kindergarten
113. I absolutely love cute/weird socks
114. I know what I want to be when I grow up
115. I write in cursive
116. I paint my nails
117. My best friend lives in another state
118. I watch T.V. to fall asleep
119. I try to always do my hair in cute styles
12o. Whenever I'm bored, I usually resort to dumb quizes like this one
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